The Air Force Academy is investigating allegations of cheating by 28 freshmen and has restricted all 4,300 cadets to campus over the weekend, asking them to meet in small groups to consider “their self-image and the image of the institution,” Air Force officials said yesterday.

Maybe we should just issue them all an intern, a cigar and a country to bomb so they can fly off into the wild blue yonder and they can compete for the Nobel Peace Prize.