Tina Fey, like many other commedians of the past, has begun a new career in impersonations. This time, it’s of Sarah Palin. Like Chevey Chase in the 1970s making fun of Gerald Ford, Fey has made a big splash making fun of Palin. Now, the vice presidential candidate is going to Saturday Night Live as a guest.

In recent years it has become a part of the national campaign trail for presidential and vice-presidential candidates to appear on Saturday Night Live. Obama did it. John McCain did. Al Gore did it. It seems as if SNL is just another stop and I’m wondering if this is cheapening the political process. Is it turning politics into a joke? Or is the joke if you don’t appear you’ll be missing a great opportunity to reach your audience?

Saturday Night Live is one of the most popular programs on TV. It’s audience comprises a good cross-section of American society. While leaning mostly liberal, SNLs audience also consists of Republicans and conservatives who appreciate good humor. They’re also voters. But probably not all of them.

I still think that appearing on SNL is a somewhat cheap shot for a politician. Are they running for office or student class president? I don’t care if they have a sense of humor. They are not being asked to meet with foreign leaders to see who can tell the best jokes. They are being asked to handle some difficult decisions in a world that is growing more complex every day. Yes, having a sense of humor is welcome in any holder of public office, but I am concerned that the political process is mandating that an appearance on a satirical stage is a necessity for those running for office. Am I the only one?


The most asked question this week for me was, “What did you get out of that last debate?” Answer: John McCain is a whiner.

Yes, he came up with one good line: “If you wanted to run against George Bush you should have done that four years ago.” Great line. He should have said that line in the first debate. A little bit slow there John.

Other than that, John McCain’s most memorable lines were whine, whine, whine. He whined about Barack Obama’s negative ads, but the McCain campaign started the negative ad war and even Karl Rove has said that McCain’s ads are not even factually accurate. At least, Barack Obama’s ads somewhat resemble the truth.

Another thing John McCain whined about was Bill Ayers. Barack Obama’s answer to the Ayers question was well on target. Gee, let’s hold an eight year old responsible for acts of violence committed 40 years ago. Great job McCain. You are the whiniest presidential candidate since Michael Dukakis.

John McCain can’t win on his strengths and hitting Obama in his weaknesses hasn’t produced much for him either. So now he’s taken to whining. And using plumbers as undeclared mascots. Perhaps it’s time for the McCain camp to realize that they’ve run a losing campaign. Bow out gracefully and eat some apple sauce. It’ll prepare you for your vacation at Whispering Nuts Retirement Community. You can run for president there.


Alaska Governor Sarah Palin faced off with Delaware Senator Joe Biden last night. Going into the debate, I knew very little of Sarah Palin and more than I needed to know about Joe Biden. I’ve never been a big fan of his and I’ve always believed that “experience” in national politics was a hindrance, not a help. Sarah Palin changed my mind.

Her “folksy” approach to debate was a huge turn off. She didn’t win my heart because she couldn’t win my mind. It isn’t even a matter of failure. It’s really a matter of indequacy. She isn’t fit for the position.

I was leaning in that direction before the debate, but I wanted to see how she handled herself against a strong debater like Biden. I was impressed that she did so well. But when she said that she agreed with Dick Cheney about the nature of the office of vice president, that was enough for me to decide that we don’t need a gunslinging social folk artist a lockstep away from the most powerful position in the world. Everyone would lose.

As a reminder, Dick Cheney is on the record as saying the vice president’s position is a part of the Legislative branch of government, not the Executive. As Biden so eloquently corrected him, that’s one of the most ludicrous assertions ever made in U.S. politics. His position in the Senate is simply to break tie votes, not to compose legislation or impose his will. He is first and foremost a back up to the president. Since Sarah Palin has the same view as Cheney then we will likely see a repeat of the types of abuses that Dick Cheney has been guilty of for the past eight years.

While I don’t share the bigoted views of Sam Harris regarding religion - I am, after all, a Christian who regularly attends a traditionally orthodox denomination - I do believe that Sarah Palin’s views on God, sexuality, and a number of other things is a hindrance to her ability to serve as vice president. And people who claim that they will vote for Palin because they can “relate to her” should have their license to vote revoked.

Well, now that I’ve gone over the line, let me say that I don’t really believe that taking people’s right to vote away is the answer. But I am fearful that America is being run by unnuanced thinking, primarily because of the widespread belief that politicians are there to serve the whims of the populace. There is no idea so un-Republican and destructive as the notion that the majority should rule in every situation. But that is a digression.

Palin’s Pentecostal parochialism positions the federal government to limit the freedoms of Americans who have, according to traditional Republican philosophies of governance, a right to pursue happiness according to the dictates of their own values.

Her cute, schoolgirl smile does not win me over. I am not interested in a friendly servant with a beauty pageant disposition. I am interested in a knowledgeable and effective statesman who will act in accordance with the law while carrying out his official duties. I do not like Biden’s politics and I disagree with many more of his principles than I do with Palin’s. Still, I can’t help but see Palin as a hockey mom and hockey moms may make great mayors of small towns in Alaska, but you can’t take a crash course in international politics and expect that you’ll affect relations with foreign leaders for the positive because you know how to cheer from the sidelines.

Sarah Palin’s oft-spoken assertions that she is a mother and working-class wife who can relate to the everyday challenges of American families is smarmy and downright silly. She isn’t running for president of the PTA. She is asking people to let her take on a position that will require her to consider many things that the people she can relate to so easily cannot understand and will never themselves have the opportunity to consider, and she must be able to think about those policy decisions using thinking skills that are based on logic, fact-checking, and analyzing complex details. Rather than demonstrate that she has those skills, she is busy conjuring “betchas”, “hecks”, and “gee golly gee-whiskers”, as if having the knack for speaking in Fargo-like colloquialisms is the highest qualification for the office.

Sarah Palin is a cheerleader. Her mentality is so close to the mind of Bush’s, the president with the lowest approval rating in history, that for anyone to consider her a serious candidate is more than a joke. The Bush-Cheney presidency has arrogated itself to starting an unjust war in Iraq that requires the poor and middle class to pay for with their lives and pocketbooks while the wealthiest members of our society profit. John McCain and Sarah Palin want to continue those policies. I would gladly suffer through four years of liberal social policy than to have to live one more day with the disastrous, cynical, and philosophically dangerous illusions of the neoconservative cabal represented by the likes of Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, and Sarah Palin.

What kind of vice president do we need? We need one who understands the Constitution from a historical perspective, not an ideologically narrow one. We need a VP who is in touch with reality and can distance herself from her hockey mom past. Anyone elected to the vice president’s position should have a background in making difficult decisions and looking at cold, hard facts. Disagree with his politics, but recognize that Joe Biden’s experience in the Senate is far more valuable than Sarah Palin’s on Alaska’s hunting grounds. In this case, experience counts.


The republican machine is grinding on all cylinders to try and get people to forget that the republicans have had the white house for the last 8 years with 6 of those years also having a republican majority in the house and senate.

They want you to forget all of that and believe that John McCain who was part of that regime and who voted with george Bush 95% of the time is the right person to fix the mess the republicans have gotten this country into.

Now they even have the NRA willing to lie for them;

NRA Targets Obama
September 22, 2008
It falsely claims in mailers and TV ads that Obama plans to ban handguns, hunting ammo and use of a gun for home defense.
Summary
A National Rifle Association advertising campaign distorts Obama’s position on gun control beyond recognition.

The NRA is circulating printed material and running TV ads making unsubstantiated claims that Obama plans to ban use of firearms for home defense, ban possession and manufacture of handguns, close 90 percent of gun shops and ban hunting ammunition.

Much of what the NRA passes off as Obama’s “10 Point Plan to ‘Change’ the Second Amendment” is actually contrary to what he has said throughout his campaign: that he “respects the constitutional rights of Americans to bear arms” and “will protect the rights of hunters and other law-abiding Americans to purchase, own, transport, and use guns.”

The NRA, however, simply dismisses Obama’s stated position as “rhetoric” and substitutes its own interpretation of his record as a secret “plan.” Said an NRA spokesman: “We believe our facts.”

Perhaps so, but believing something doesn’t make it so. And we find the NRA has cherry-picked, twisted and misrepresented Obama’s record to come up with a bogus “plan.”

So basically, no matter what Obama actually says, they are going to twist it and tryu to convince people he said something different. That is called bearing false witness for those who read the bible. This is the party christians are supposed to support?


Here is one instance where Katie Couric got John McCain. And, in the process she got Sarah Palin too. This is a case where the media shoots two Republican birds with one stone cold “Gotcha!” And the “Gotcha!” was in fact a non-Gotcha moment.

Republicans are notorious for trying to spend the news in their favor. The perception is that the media is out to get them so they go after Republican politicians more than Democratic ones or liberals. There may be some truth to that in certain ways, but just because working journalists tend to lean to the left does not mean that they never do a good job of reporting the actual news or in asking the right questions. Even bad journalists have their good moments.

Katie Couric, in an interview with John McCain and Sarah Palin, asked about Palin’s comment about going into Pakistan with troops, an idea that John McCain has seemingly said he was against, but that Barack Obama has said he might consider. So is Sarah Palin more in line with Obama than McCain on that issue? I thought it was a legitimate question. Watch the interview:

John McCain does not do a good job of hiding his discomfort. Nor does Sarah Palin. It is clear that these two are clueless on the impact that Palin’s comment will have on voters. McCain is still stuck on pandering to the base, but Republicans will not win by sticking to their base. This election will be decided by independent and non-partisan voters. Democrats get that; Republicans, and John McCain, don’t.

It looks like another Gotcha! moment for John McCain, only the Gotcha! wasn’t quite the Gotcha! he was expecting and hoping for.


The National Review Online offers a suggestion to John McCain and Republican operatives. They should have targeted Sarah Palin’s media blitz toward talk radio and the blogosphere, where the base hangs out. Good suggestion, only now it’s too late.

The thinking is this: The broader media will give Sarah Palin a wider reach in audience. That’s the Republican thinking. The National Review believes that’s more of a hindrance than a help since her message doesn’t exactly sit with voters who don’t shoot moose, wear pistols to hockey games, and wear matching lipstick with her pet pig. I think The National Review has a point. Here’s the Republican takeaway - next time.

Ordinarily, the GOP doesn’t need pointers running a smooth campaign. Their plan has been the same since the Nixon Parade. Donald Henry Segretti was the man behind the re-elect Nixon campaign and was notorious for his slash-and-burn tactics, which worked. He was a master and Karl Rove was his eager protege.

Karl Rove’s drive to make G.W. Bush a “war president” largely succeeded. But the back draft has been a huge decline in Bush’s popularity. That hasn’t stopped John McCain’s campaign managers from using the same dirty tactics. This time they won’t work as a better organized Democratic Party political machine is in place to elect someone who actually has some electability. If the McCain political machine had capitalized on Palin’s strength by positioning her in friendly territory to discuss her hot topics with her base then the mainstream media would be forced to use the soundbites from those interviews, giving Palin a larger appeal to a broader audience. As it is, the broader audience will see her as she really is and not how the GOP wants her to be seen. The lesson to learn for the GOP is to take this suggestion into the next election cycle. Politics is about to get dirtier.


The Atlantic celebrity blogger Andrew Sullivan says this about Sarah Palin:

The days when Republicanism meant actual responsibility and judgment and experience and realism have been replaced by gimmicks, pure politics, Fox fem-bots, and constant, random gambling with the most dangerous things imaginable.

He’s got a good point. Watching the John McCain “Straight Talk Express” run off the track in the center ring of the media circus is frightening. Sarah Palin, perhaps the least experienced vice president in American history, has catapulted herself to expert status in diplomatic relations, even positioning herself above multi-degreed Henry Kissinger himself. She called him naive. Actually, I believe the exact words were “beyond naive.”

Kissinger may be a lot of things, but I don’t think he’s naive. If anyone is naive it’s Sarah Palin. And she could be just a heartbeat away from the presidency. I mean, how much more ridiculous can this get?


Bill O’Reilly has a thing for angry women. At least, that’s the impression I get from this segment as reported by Media Matters.

O’Reilly spends a full two minutes, a little more actually, on discussing Michelle Obama’s angry-looking disposition with his two guests, Rebecca Johnson and Michelle Oddis. Why? What’s the point? Do voters really care whether Michelle Obama is an angry person or cheerful?

I think the subtext behind Bill O’Reilly’s dialogue with these two female columnists is Michelle Obama’s comment earlier this year that she was proud of her country “for the first time in her life.” Whatever she meant by it, the comment didn’t sit well with many voters, particularly white, middle-class voters. Should Bill O’Reilly keep harping on this? I mean, to me it seems like old news. She’s already apologized for the comment and explained what she meant. Should Bill O’Reilly really pay that much attention to a potential first lady’s disposition? It just seems to me to be rather trivial.


The Internet has been the subject of much scorn and ridicule as a place where untruths, lies, and outright blasphemies can be distributed with ease. But I’ve always argued that they can just as easily be refuted with ease. E-mail, however, can distribute one lie in a thousand different directions with no chance of retrieval and a total loss of control - in a microsecond. It’s a far more dangerous media tool than the World Wide Web.

Consider: The Internet is a mass communication tool. When you publish online you are communicating with millions of other people who share cyberspace. If those people cannot talk back on the same page and website on which lies are distributed, they can at least set up their own page to counter those lies and untruths. The power of distribution is equal.

E-mail, on the other hand, is a one-to-one communication tool that can be used to communicate the same message to many people by copying and blind copying them. Then those people can create a one-to-one communication message and distribute the same untruths to their friends. And so on and so on. Untrue messages can circulate over and over again continuously with no checks or balances and no chance for refutation. Sure, I can respond to an e-mail and correct the sender, but who will correct all the other recipients of that e-mail and their friends who distribute it too? The answer is, most people, even if they know a message they’ve received in e-mail is wrong, will simply delete it and not think about it again. That allows the untrue message to continue circulating unchecked.

Barack Obama And The Audacity Of Hype

I recently received an e-mail from a close member of my family that attempts to paint Barack Obama in a bad light by using his own words. They are words from Obama’s book’s Audacity of Hope and Dreams Of My Father. First, I’d like to say that I haven’t read either book and I think it is highly likely that the person who sent me the e-mail hasn’t read them either. That means that neither of us can verify whether the statements in the e-mail are true without some research. But I find them to be highly suspect because it is easy to take such statements out of context. Even if the source to which they are attributed is correct, it is highly likely that they are being construed in ways that the original source unintended. That is easy to do with e-mail. Below are the comments in the e-mail I received and my impressions:

From Dreams of My Father: ‘I ceased to advertise my mother’s race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.’

Big deal. At 12 or 13, we all make statements and think thoughts that, after 30, we are quite ashamed of. Obama’s book is a memoir that tells the story of a young man with a black father and a white mother who was selected to be the first African-American president of the Harvard Law Review. Of course race is going to be important in such a story and race in America is always - ALWAYS - a double-edge sword. Race relations are strained and there is a deep level of resentment toward whites among blacks toward blacks among whites. Anyone who hasn’t had negative thoughts about members of the opposite race has probably not had much contact with members of the other race. Obama’s youthful experience is natural and normal.

From Dreams of My Father : ‘I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother’s race.’

This is a loaded statement because there is no background given for this quote. How old was Obama at the time? What were the circumstances? What experiences led Obama to feel this way? Is there a white person in America who has never felt a grievance or animosity against African-Americans for one thing or another? Yes. In every city and every state. This is just another example of white people of privilege trying to paint a member of the black race unfairly. Stop it!

From Dreams of My Father: ‘There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.’

OK. Again, what were the circumstances and how old was this Obama? Who is he talking about? Bill Clinton? George H.W. Bush? The former president of the Harvard Law Review? Give me some details. I can’t make a judgment on the basis of one fact alone.

From Dreams of My Father: ‘It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.’

Wow. To even include this statement shows an utter sense of ignorance. I think every successful black man in American has probably felt this way. Hell, I’ve felt this way and I’m not even black.

From Dreams of My Father: ‘I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn’t speak to my own. It was into my father’s image, the black man, son of Africa , that I’d packed all the attributes I sought in myself , the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.’

Again, how old was this Obama? Does he feel the same way now? Does it matter? He’s a black man in a predominantly white society who is almost old enough (if not actually old enough) to remember when white-only water fountains were still allowed by law. So why shouldn’t he identify with members of his own race? Why is that such a sin? I understand that Malcolm X carries some baggage among some whites due to the nature of his message, but who can argue that Martin Luther King Jr., W.E.B. Dubois, and Nelson Mandela aren’t positive role models - even for white people? Give me a break!

And there’s the kicker. Oh, this is the big one. Holy Fricking Cow! I can’t believe it. The big, big sin cometh!

And FINALLY the Most Damming one of ALL of them!!!

From Audacity of Hope: ‘I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.’

This is where I, a red-blooded white American boy, am supposed to pull out the full force of my redneck attitude and start hating. A BLACK man will side with the Muslims! Oh my God! Traitor! Traitor! Heretic! Traitor!

Facetiousness aside, I’ll ask the same questions again. What were the circumstances for him saying this? What’s the background? And before you go off and say there is no set of circumstances under which a white American Christian male should say he’ll side with the Muslims, consider this:

A violent Buddhist sect from India crosses into Pakistan and begin burning mosques. There is no visible motive for doing so other than sheer hatred. They go so far as to rape the Muslim women and kill their children, setting farms to fire, and blowing up buildings and automobiles with bombs. Are you going to side with the Muslims or the Buddhists committing acts of terrorism?

As I said earlier, I haven’t read either of Barack Obama’s books. I’m not particularly fond of his brand of politics. Though, in the interest of full disclosure, if it boils down to Obama and John McCain, the less of two evils is Barack Obama. I can’t imagine that John McCain will do anything a great deal differently than our current president and I think George W. Bush has destroyed enough of American values. We don’t need any more Republican nonsense in the White House. But this isn’t about who should be our next president. It’s about stupid e-mail messages circulating untruths, half-truths, and downright misappropriations of criticism about a candidate for president. In this case, those misappropriations are racially charged.

And how urgent is this message? According to the creator of the e-mail message, it’s very urgent:

* If you have never forwarded an e-mail, now is the time to Do so!!!! We CANNOT have someone with this type of mentality running our GREAT nation!! I don’t care whether you a Democrat or a Conservative. We CANNOT turn ourselves over to this type of character in a President. PLEASE help spread the word!

Notice how Democrat and Conservative are set against each other, as if a Democrat can’t be conservative or a conservative can’t be a Democrat. And God forbid that we should elect a president who has struggled with race issues in the White House.

So you can see how e-mail is a very dangerous media for passing on messages of hate, ignorance, and downright untruthfulness as well as damaging commentary on nothing of real importance.


First, there were the Swiftboaters, bad mouthing John Kerry like a playground bully in an upper middle class neighborhood. Then there was Ann Coulter.

Or maybe Ann Coulter was further down on the evolutionary scale - I don’t remember.

At any rate, leave it to the soft money peddlers to set things straight. Talking heads. Pundits. Bill O’Reilly. None of them have anything on the hockey moms. If you really want to know what kind of hockey mom Sarah Palin really was, you’ve got to watch this video. Sure, it may be somewhat sensationalized, but you’ve got to hand it to these women. They’ve got guts.

Lipstick, my ass!


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